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updated 2026-04-16

Morning Brief — 2026-04-17

Three overnight agents landed. No wave-2 execution: posting creds don’t exist yet, and Pam’s matcher has never qualified a trade (nothing to execute on). Full deliverables are filed; this brief ranks what to do first.


🚨 Do these 4 things before coffee (≤45 min total)

  1. Rotate the Polymarket private key. pam/.env has a live key 0x8a24…cc806e in plaintext with FORCE_DRY_RUN=0 and ENV=prod. Anyone with repo access can move real money. Rotate at Polymarket, move the new key out of the repo (1Password or ~/.config/pam/secrets.env), add .env to .gitignore if not already. 5 min, highest priority.

  2. Raise BLO price €4.99 → €6.99. App Store Connect → IAP. Vega’s #2 revenue move. ~+40% revenue per unlock at projected same conversion. 15 min.

  3. Unblock Meta IG API. POSTING-INFRA.md §1, 6 dashboard clicks at developers.facebook.com/apps/3852884318351764/ — App Type → Business, add Instagram product, Facebook Login for Business w/ “Instagram Business Login” variation, Page Publishing Authorization on FB Page 1022988797569167. 20 min. Unlocks the entire content pipeline.

  4. Approve or reject the Cambium task-executor branch. cambium/overnight-leverage-2026-04-16. 128/128 tests pass. Turns Obadiah from talk-bot to do-bot. Merge + set CAMBIUM_TASK_EXECUTOR=on in the launchd plist, or delete the branch. 5 min decision, 5 min to ship if yes.


BLO (Vega) — what’s ready

Files in bold-little-oracle/vega-overnight/.

For Joshua to generate (5 min each): - Bluesky app password (bsky.app → Settings → App Passwords) - Reddit OAuth script app (reddit.com/prefs/apps)

Once those land + Meta is unblocked, I can spawn a Vega-2 run that posts Bluesky + Reddit immediately and IG as soon as review passes.


Pam — the system has been off

Files in pam/overnight-diagnostic/.

Live-trading authorization stands (€50/venue, ≤3mo horizon), but I’m not exercising it because the matcher needs to produce qualified candidates first. Ship Fix 1, run one overnight, then we trade with evidence.


Cambium — leverage audit

Files in cambium/overnight-audit/. Branch cambium/overnight-leverage-2026-04-16 (not pushed, not merged).


What the agents did NOT do (on purpose)


Suggested order of attack

  1. Rotate Polymarket key (5m)
  2. Raise BLO price (15m)
  3. Meta dashboard clicks (20m)
  4. Approve Cambium branch (10m)
  5. Generate Bluesky app password + Reddit OAuth (10m) — ping me and I spawn Vega-2 to ship the 13 media-free posts
  6. Decide Path A vs B for Cambium (whenever)
  7. Ship Pam Fix 1 (I can do this; it’s config + a diag script) — then run one overnight, then trade under caps

Total Joshua time to unlock everything: ~1 hour.