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๐ผ Audit Service
Activeupdated 2026-07-15
Sell-and-deliver kit for a โฌ990 fixed-price AI-operations audit for German SMEs โ launch-ready, nothing sent.
Next Decide whether to go live: send the first outreach wave, or shelve it.
- Decide: launch outreach or shelvewaiting on you
- Fill legal placeholders (Impressum / Datenschutz) before any deploytodo
- First outreach wave (9 messages, 3 channels โ drafted in OUTREACH.md)todo
What & why
A productized, fixed-price AI-operations audit (“KI-Betriebs-Check”) for German SMEs, billed through MIA UG. โฌ990 founding / โฌ1,490 anchor price, with a Quick-Win guarantee. The pitch: a low-risk, โค3-hours-of-Joshua engagement that produces a concrete AI-ops report.
Where it stands
Launch-ready; nothing launched โ no deploys, no outreach sent, no accounts. A complete kit exists: German-first landing page (self-hosted fonts, B2B/ยง14 disclosures), legal page placeholders, social card, and a full sales path from qualification โ outreach โ invoice โ delivery. Council review round 2 averaged 8.3/10 with must-fixes applied.
Next / open threads
- Go / no-go โ the whole thing is built; the only blocker is deciding to launch.
- Legal โ Impressum / Datenschutz still have placeholders to fill before going live.
- Outreach โ 9 messages across 3 channels are drafted and ready to send.
Decisions
- 2026-07-15 โ Built the full kit in the overnight sprint; held at launch-ready pending Joshua’s go decision. Nothing deployed or sent by design.
Artifacts
index.htmlโ the landing page (Unicorn.Land design system)PROSPECTS.mdยทOUTREACH.mdยทINVOICE-TEMPLATE.mdยทDELIVERY-PLAYBOOK.mdโ the sales pathreport-template.htmlโ the 9-page deliverable skeletonOVERNIGHT-READOUT.mdโ full build log + council scores (source material below)
Source material 7 docs
- โ READMEREADME.md
- DELIVERY-PLAYBOOKDELIVERY-PLAYBOOK.md
- INVOICE-TEMPLATEINVOICE-TEMPLATE.md
- OFFEROFFER.md
- OUTREACHOUTREACH.md
- OVERNIGHT-READOUTOVERNIGHT-READOUT.md
- PROSPECTSPROSPECTS.md